Who knew?

So, wow, who knew I would actually ever start a blog, right? But others were doing it, right? I mean, why else do people follow their friends when they jump off bridges? Because it's fun. Why else would they be doing it? Suicide? I've lost my point.

The main reason I'm starting a blog? Well, that is an EXCELLENT thing to ask, my readers who do not yet exist! (do I actually think anyone will read this? No, I believe that is doubtful...this can be like my own personal little diary of nonsense that, if someone were actually psychotic enough to read it, well, good for them! Share the insanity! Oh dear, I'm afraid I've become...something....ah well). Back to the point. My reasoning? First, I adore talking about myself. Who doesn't? And this is a world where I can say anything I very well please and no one will know any different...then again, why would I lie? Who would honestly care if my life was boring? Besides, I don't enjoy lying...I prefer half-truths...you know, not lying but not really giving out the entire story that is intended...or stealthily avoiding certain topics that, for all purposes, will not even be mentioned on this blog, for that would be entirely counter-productive! Anywho, I digress.

My second reason? It looked entertaining. I have no life, but perhaps this will give the impression that I indeed do, who knows? Oh my, I'll have to come up with codenames for all my friends...that'll be fun. I could use deviantART usernames...nah, that's no fun, no fun at all...such amusement this whole ordeal could bring!

Well, my third reason? Twitter. That's right, Twitter! Do you know how insane that little site is? I made an account on their ages ago, but never bothered to actually post anything. Throughout this past year, people kept...faving me and watching me! People, I might add, I do not know. Okay, that'd be all well and good, if I actually posted every once in a while! Who are you people and why do you find my blank page oh so fascinating? Have you been to my DA page? I actually TRY at that! But, no, apparently my art just isn't as cool as my blank white page of wonder. And what are you guys doing on that site every day? Telling people what you're doing right then and there, in one sentence? Who's idea WAS that? I tried to rant about how ridiculous I thought it was on my own account and got cut off in my first sentence because it went over 140 characters! Seriously, what the hell? How can I tell you what I'm doing, how I feel about it, where I am, etc. in 140 characters? I can't. I am very talkative on the internet and as such must chatter on and on, and with correct grammer, punctuation, capitalization, and spelling! Proper English, I dare say! Oh, but Twitter discourages this completely! Honestly, it's worse than texting! My texts allow 160 characters! (and you sure as hell better believe I'm just as anal about my proper English there too!)

Now then, I could tell you a little bit about myself, this being my first post and all...I could, but I won't...why? Because I've already told you three main things, silly! First, I like to talk about myself! Second, I like to spend my time doing entertaining things that, honestly, have no true value! (but are not entirely pointless and in more than one sentence!) And lastly, I believe that Twitter is ridiculous and despise improper English, while also enjoying a good rant (which is probably what this blog will amount to being: a collection of rants). What more must you possibly know?

P.S. Happy Pi Day, folks! (Ya know, 3.14....March 14th...would have been awesome in 1592...or at 1:59 today...either way...the latter probably more likely...)